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50 dating rules smart girls

No girl is perfect, but most of them like to please a man so you can change the one(s) you have to fit your needs. Girls like to get close to their guy, and "communicate." But later, if you break up, she might try and get back at you so for crissake don't let her know anything she could use or spread to others.Girls love the "bad boy." They hope they can "reform" him, or they're a case of point #11 above. Invent deep intimate stuff you can tell her in bed, she'll go for it.

On the other hand if she runs the birth control she might blindside you with something annoying like a kid just to hook you. If she gets pregnant, take the new "morning-after" pill for guys.First, if you're not familiar with the book The Rules here is a summary of "The Rules" in the book, which you need to know to understand the satire.Or do an Google Search to search for web pages discussing this book. Learn enough to get by and look cool, though you won't need it much after you have her hooked.Compare -- 5 seconds of your time each day to put down the seat vs. And they don't like us staring at other girls' either. Anyway, they're watching for this so don't get caught. Drop hints and pretend like some day you want to be married to her, but don't actually do it.You can even get engaged if you want to lock in some regular pussy.If you can't think up your own, buy one of those books with Fabio (the guy from the "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials) on the cover and be one of those guys.

(God, this guy can't tell butter from margarine and chicks swoon over him?

High on the bestseller lists this week is a book called The Rules, a guide to dating and courting for women which effectively advocates that women, in order to snag a man, follow a sexist and manipulative dating game based on the principles of 50 years ago.

(Except that back then, the guys knew the women were playing this game and accounted for it.) What follows, in the same vein is a satire, The Rules for Guys.

Something strange going on here.) For some reason they get really upset.

When you take off your ring, get some tanning lotion or put your hand under a sunlamp to make sure it's not visible where you took it off.

One exception, which is admittedly a royal pain, but worth it -- put the toilet seat down after you take a wizz.