Dating good looking ass
Dear Sexes: This might be totally silly, but what is it about women’s butts that is so attractive to men and makes them comment?
Recently, we turned to the topic of “nice guys.” In particular, Jenna had met a guy who seemed like a total gentleman at first, but then managed to fire off several red flags by the end of the night…. As in, the guys who do the right thing, treat people -- and specifically women -- well, and hold the door for ladies and stuff, they always get screwed over. The guys who don't call, don't text, don't even check to make sure you got home okay when they were too busy to make sure you got in a cab that night. And then, hopefully, if karma gets around to it, they get arrested at some point for fraud or hiring hookers or exposing themselves on the 6 train. Which is totes possible because hey, you're a senior accountant at Citi. And when Kate Upton doesn't call, instead they marry horrible women who grow up to be sedated housewives who are constantly trying to pitch their inability to work a stove as a reality show to E! The guys who hook up with one girl and then her best friend the next night while girl number one is buying them both a drink because, damn, sluts! " The girls who do go for the guys that care and make efforts, are just the girls a guy want to marry. Guys keep them on the back burner and keep it casual in case, you know, Kate Upton decides to hang that night. I pay for my dinners unless a guy fights me to a point of embarrassment in front of the waitress. And I certainly would never take my boyfriend's credit card and go to town on it. You'd be surprised to know that the best relationships are usually the ones that are built on some kid of firm foundation of messed up "know you better than anyone" friendship.And therefore I don’t like wearing it without a big scarf or a tank under it. Ultimately, I think that unless you’re in an intimate relationship with someone, they should keep their comments to themselves when it comes to your parts, especially the sexualized ones.It’s Street Harassment, and it really is harassment. Liking someone’s ass and saying something to them about it is not the same as giving them a genuine compliment.Guys are aesthetic creatures, so the mere site of a sweet butt, can send us into excitement overdrive. And who knows, that sweet butt might even have a banging body, attractive face, and a wonderful person attached to it. Guys are incredible optimists when it comes to a smokin’ rump. We know that sometimes, a butt is just a butt – without all the sweet amenities attached. Sometimes pants lie to us, and no guy likes being lied to by a pair of pants, especially when it has to do with a sweet ass. Unless you’re planning on cutting off your own ass (we here at She Said He Said strongly discourage self-mutilation), or wearing baggy sweatpants the rest of your life, there will always be dudes commenting (aloud or to themselves) about the status and wonder of your butt.
A plump tush, parading past on the street, offers tantalizing excitement, of what might be. Perhaps we’ll get to touch that butt (or one like it) with our bare hands.
But for the life of me, some of you guys pick the worst vaginas ever to lock it up with, and I can't understand why. These women are like their own personal cottage industry. I was always the girl the boys brought out because I just could hang. That your friends like, that your friends can talk to, respect and laugh with. But she is marrying HER best friend as well (not me, tragically ha). They are the couple who you know didn't just meet at a bar or go on a date. And they've cared for one another long before there was nakedness and intimacy. The one who was there before the drunk sex or the "she's so hot" or the awkward "should I text her? You have to know that the girl you are gonna be with, maybe even marry, was there before she really had a reason to BE there (relationship wise).
Hell, I call my guy friends when I need a heart to heart or a pick me up after a dude turns into a total butthead. I've heard horror stories about women who hours after saying I do, are going off the paranoia deep end accusing their husband of hitting on bridesmaids, or getting angry over Maxim Magazine subscriptions, or spending their husband's money on things like bags shoes and clothes at rates that made the dudes from "Wolf of Wall Street" look frugal. Just don't be the guy who, once the real girl comes out, goes into denial that the level of normalcy she presented pre-ring was as real as that pair of fake boobs you bought her. Don't Date Chicks That Can't Hang I'm a dude's girl. I scream at my TV during playoffs, I talk about baseball and hockey, my guy friends talk about blow jobs and farts around me, I take shots and I dance awkwardly. She doesn't need to drink beer or be a bro, but you know that scene in "My Best Friend's Wedding" where Cameron Diaz's character is uncomfortable at the karaoke bar, and then all of a sudden she sings a song so badly but everyone cheers and she gets so into it and has the most fun ever? Date a girl who doesn't get mad if you want to go have a couple beers with the guys, date a girl who has herself together enough to not feel slighted if it's boys night out, and date a girl who is cool enough that hey, you COULD bring her to dude's night out! Date Your Friend My best friend Christine is getting married this September. If she and I ever got married, "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days would be our wedding song. And when graduation rolled around, and New York City and finance came calling, I will never forget sitting down with her in Union Square when she said "I have to tell you something. It's Dave." Several years later, I don't think I remember Christine without Dave anymore. But they're still just the buds you hang out with as a group because they don't pull the lame couple shit that makes you never want to hang with couples.
Some of you, if not most, have hearts and know how to treat a lady I think. I can rarely get a guy to buy me a second beer, yet some chicks get rocks on the second date. That you figured that out for yourself after years of dating or whatever. But then there are the girls who are smart enough to not let their bats**t flag fly until the second that marriage license is signed.
Look at their Instagram -- any pictures with friends? If a chick has a laundry list of crazy that's laid out on websites like Baller Alert, Deadspin or The Dirty, maybe think twice about whether or not she's a good girl with good intentions. Don't Date The Girl Who Wants To Get Married On The Second Date Marriage is one of those elusive things to me. And sometimes, if not most times, I assume a guy puts a ring on a chick because he gets it. Because she's not the gold digger, cleat chaser, bad person who is using you for sperm so she can divorce you, marry the pool boy and get alimony and child support so she never has to work.
Later in the evening, the guy offered his jacket to Jenna when she looked chilly.