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Lucknow fucking king

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But like an annoying teenager who still hadn't learnt his lesson, he went there alone and got branded by the Night King.

I have an idea: let’s all move someplace where it’s not 120 degrees outside. This country prides itself so much on its glitz and glamour that it put a picture of its 7-star hotel on the license plate.It’s easy enough, but crossing the Emirates with alcohol is illegal – particularly in the dry emirate of Sharjah, which just happens to lie between Dubai and Ajman. Anyway you slice it, Sundays are workdays and little business can be accomplished Thursday through Saturday. Many of them went straight to video back in the States.Every sitcom that failed in the US has been purchased and is played here.The kicker: they are building hotels that cost more to stay in for one night than they will make in an entire year. Yes, you can have a maid – but a bag of washed lettuce will cost you almost $10. Then again, you can just pick up a few bottles in the airport duty free on your way in to the country, but two is the max. Let me get this straight: the weekend used to be Thursday and Friday, but no one took off all of Thursday, just a half day really.Things are so bad that a number of laborers are willing to throw themselves in front of cars because their death would bring their family affluence in the form of diya, blood money paid to the victim’s family as mandated by the government. Why not just drive out to Ajman where it’s a free-for-all and load up the SUV? Not only do you have to get your boss’s approval to obtain a liquor license, but you must also get the company’s approval to rent property, have a telephone, or get satellite TV. Back to the craziness on the roads: If I see one more kid standing up and waving to me out the back window while flying down the road at 160 kph…whatever happened to seatbelts? Now the government says Friday and Saturday are the weekend, but some people only take off Friday, others still take a half day on Thursday, but some might just take a half day on Saturday instead. The movie channels play movies that are old and outdated.Forget about what you’ve read, seen, and heard; those shiny buildings and manmade islands are all just smoke and mirrors.

There are so many things wrong with this place that I have decided to compile a list, a must read if you are considering a potential move to Dubai. There is no standard address system making mail-to-the door delivery impossible. The taxi driver, here for only two days, and having learned English from old Beatles albums has no clue where your house is.

Yet, the public toilets in the king-of-bling Gold Souk district are holes in the ground with no toilet paper or soap.

Hoses to rinse your nether regions, however, are provided. This country encourages businesses to hire people from other poor countries to come here and work.

He turned from a young kid to a simpleton who could only say 'Hodor' because of this self-serving Stark.

Living in Dubai is not wonderful and glamorous, as many would have you believe.

He's clearly told the things that he shouldn't do but following rules is such a bad thing, right? He was the reason why his entire family got fucked over.