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Maybe Taylor Swift is single and loving it (that's what she says — and she would know). ) looks like Karlie and Taylor kissing at that same The 1975 concert. the rumor is "crap." Not to mention, Karlie actually has a boyfriend, businessman Josh Kushner (which any self-respecting Kaylor fan should already know, since she Instagrams him a lot).Firstly, there's the offensive notion that New York needs an ad campaign to boost tourism.This isn't Albany, people—you'd have to pay an adventure-seeking foreigner NOT to see Broadway's Aladdin and then take an i Pad selfie with the Naked Cowboy afterwards.Dang, people think Taylor Swift has SO MUCH time on her hands. Can't a single girl enjoy her three GRAMMY nominations (Record of the Year, Song of the Year, and Best Pop Solo Performance for "Shake It Off" a.k.a. Unlike well-behaved visitors to our fair island, Taylor Swift seems intent on staying over interminably—complaining about ex-boyfriends, showing us pictures of her cats, and trying to explain over and over again what a bodega is.

In case you were wondering, here are some things that New Yorkers don't have the time or patience for: local trains, delivery minimums, degenerates who don't pick up after their dogs, and Taylor Swift becoming the Global Welcome Ambassador for New York City.

Sure, Swift is a Pennsylvanian at heart—but you don't have to be born and raised in one of the toughest neighborhoods in NYC to understand that dancing down the street in Manhattan is simply not done (though I guess it's no greater a faux pas than dating a ginger or sorta stalking a Kennedy).

Swift's take on NYC is so silly and saccharine, it’s like the only sources of info she consulted on the historic metropolis were mottos from different souvenir tote bags on sale at Penn Station and excerpts from your grandma's emails asking about "life in the big apple." And because Taylor Swift is a fake pop star invented by wedding gown emporiums and Tiger Beat to sell heteronormative fantasies and life size posters of Harry Styles, she naturally can't make it through one song about NYC without folding the city into her all-consuming boyfriend narrative.

We plowed through some of Swift's biggest hits and matched the lyrics to 10 of Swift's high-profile (reported) former relationships.

It's all based on clues, speculation and a few rumors, so there's no guarantee we got 'em all right. (December 2012-January 2013) Taylor's rocky, brief relationship with One Direction's Harry Styles was scrutinized by the media from the day the pair stepped out together.

)In fact, Hiddleston's latest role, in a television adaptation of John le Carre's has been widely interpreted as an audition for Bond because he plays the titular character, Jonathan Pine — a soldier-turned-hotel manager who goes undercover to infiltrate an arms and drug trafficking ring — with all the debonair sex appeal and good suits of, well, James Bond!